2005 Annoying List
As you may know, 2005 wasn't my favorite year, although it wasn't all bad. This list by Retrocrush touches on some reasons why--aside from me leg breaking in half.
And yeah, I know weblogs and journals are an easy target--but it's not like I'm wasting a limited space or anything.
Some favorites--
79 DOOM: THE MOTION PICTURE
Why the never ending quest to make movies out of videogames? Before long we’ll be watching Pong:The Motion Picture.
(And on a side note, enough with making movies out of comic books too--M.)
74 NICK AND JESSICA
1,000 years from now, archaeologists will look at our news publications and figure that this celebrity duo must have been king and queen of the world. Why anyone is interested in these empty headed no-talent morons is a mystery to all mankind. I’m against The Patriot Act, but I’d be willing to sacrifice our civil liberties a bit to permit the government to put anyone who ever bought a Jessica Simpson record on a special island and do some bomb testing. Not only would you collectively increase the nation’s IQ, but you’d stick it to Wal-Mart by getting rid of 80% of their customer base.
51 DICK CHENEY
Not since Asslick Johnson has there been a more aptly named Vice President in our country’s history.
23 SCIENTOLOGY
Every religion has a bit of the hard to believe associated with it, but Scientology takes the cake. Imagine spending tens of thousands of dollars to work your way up into their program (salvation through cash) to learn that 75 million years ago, an evil space demon named Xenu enslaved aliens in a Hawaiian volcano (even though the island hadn’t been formed yet) and all of our problems are a result of their ghosts that are trapped within our body.
---well, the whole thing's pretty damn funny actually.
And yeah, I know weblogs and journals are an easy target--but it's not like I'm wasting a limited space or anything.
Some favorites--
79 DOOM: THE MOTION PICTURE
Why the never ending quest to make movies out of videogames? Before long we’ll be watching Pong:The Motion Picture.
(And on a side note, enough with making movies out of comic books too--M.)
74 NICK AND JESSICA
1,000 years from now, archaeologists will look at our news publications and figure that this celebrity duo must have been king and queen of the world. Why anyone is interested in these empty headed no-talent morons is a mystery to all mankind. I’m against The Patriot Act, but I’d be willing to sacrifice our civil liberties a bit to permit the government to put anyone who ever bought a Jessica Simpson record on a special island and do some bomb testing. Not only would you collectively increase the nation’s IQ, but you’d stick it to Wal-Mart by getting rid of 80% of their customer base.
51 DICK CHENEY
Not since Asslick Johnson has there been a more aptly named Vice President in our country’s history.
23 SCIENTOLOGY
Every religion has a bit of the hard to believe associated with it, but Scientology takes the cake. Imagine spending tens of thousands of dollars to work your way up into their program (salvation through cash) to learn that 75 million years ago, an evil space demon named Xenu enslaved aliens in a Hawaiian volcano (even though the island hadn’t been formed yet) and all of our problems are a result of their ghosts that are trapped within our body.
---well, the whole thing's pretty damn funny actually.
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